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Post by The Pimpstick on Nov 12, 2007 21:04:43 GMT
- Er, Tavington, not Haribo, apologies dear man I seem to be confused with a rather jumped up skanky swamp man.
It has come to my attention that I have not seen you for quite a while, which has caused such empathy pains on your behalf, knowing that though not deprived of wenches, you are deprived of my wonderful person.
There was a dear hag friend of mine who was asking after you also, I do hope she didn't catch up with you, aha, she has a dreadful squint anyhow so with luck she caught up with Bordon-stickyfingers.
Though I digress! Hope this letter finds you in good health, I've recently had some of my papers sneezing, most dreadful business.
May your tights never ladder!
Miss M Pimpstick
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Nov 12, 2007 21:08:27 GMT
Tights?
Thighs never tire more like!
Hags? nothing of the sort to be found, most likely entertaining the said swamp man you mention and dare to confuse me with *narrows eyes*
Though since you implore me so I shall endeavour to visit the mansion sometime soon or arrange a rendevous of sorts or a church burning or somesuch activity...
If you could send any of those date bars it would be most appreciated.
Sincerely, W. Tavington.
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Post by The Pimpstick on Nov 12, 2007 21:17:13 GMT
Oh how wonderfully quick you reply, there's some smoke nearby, I knew you'd be behind it, or under it, what with being flame retardant (sans retard of course)
Quite an oxymoron, your thighs and tiring! Though I do worry for your tights, perhaps I'll send some along to you, this weather is awfully nipply
Rendezvous indeed! Though i do not wish to hear any french word from you, mister, I may worry that once time you fraternised with a certain Madame Menoit/Villeneuve.
Alas for you I have no date bars, but have some prune oat bakes, you lucky midget man. Whoops, no idea where that came from.
What ho! Blessings be on your hat!
Miss M Pimpstick
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Nov 13, 2007 20:05:08 GMT
I was thinking the other day I must send you a dragoon issue hat, one would look rather fetching in it... but at the suggestion of prune bars I withdraw my highly generous thought!
Get back in line wench and make date bars.
- W. T
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Post by The Pimpstick on Nov 13, 2007 20:26:03 GMT
Sir, any use of wench in reference of my person shall render yourself impotent! Good day!
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