To Miss Serpente[20]

[Sebastian Bordeaux]

Dear Alexa,

Maybe you thought your little owl was funny, but my girlfriend did NOT find it at all amusing! What on earth possessed you to write such a lie?! I barely managed to patch things up with her and I didn't have to resort to tears, so I guess no harm done.

Also, I was thinking of some of the things that Dante said, and while most are false, some may hold some truth to them.

The most important being that I am NOT 12 and have not been 12 for a long while now. I'm 18 (I failed my previous year due to illness, thank you very much). I'm perfectly legal in all or most places...I think anyway.

Another thing that struck me was that Dante said I was "copying his style." I noticed our small resemblance and I need to ask you something. Are you only attracted to me because I remind you of your psycho vampire ex?

Missing your smile,
Sebastian Bordeaux

[serpy]

Sebastian,

Had your girlfriend found it amusing, I would have been most disappointed. I do hope she likes the next one I've sent.
As for Dante, don't bother thinking about anything that comes out of his perfect mouth, he's a poncy liar. And no, you are nothing like him.....much....
I do hope he doesn't magically appear when we meet again. Or at least if he does, I hope it's after I've had my wicked way with you.

Missing your tongue (as in language, you filthy boy)
Alexa

[Sebastian Bordeaux]

Dear Miss Alexa,

Another letter? One was awful enough, are you trying to split us up? That's really quite unfair, because if I tried to break up you and "your puppy" I would end up in the hospital... You really ought to stop your wicked, twisted impulses while you're ahead.

Nothing like him, much? Dearest Alexa, you can confide in me...I'll try not to judge. I understand that some things are on the subconscious level and cannot be helped.

My sentiments are the same...I've missed you terribly and I'm not sure why. My life at Hogwarts is great and I-- well maybe I'm not so sure anymore. You make things so complicated!

Your Sweet Sugar Fix,
Sebastian Bordeaux

[serpy]

Sebastian, Telling me to stop doing something is really only going to make me do it more. And I have nothing to confide in you with regards to a fluffed up lord. He was but a mere short episode in my life. Come again soon, Alexa

[Sebastian Bordeaux]

Dear Miss Alexa,

You are impossible...

Not that I'm going to stay away.

Your Sebastian

[serpy]

Sebastian,

Come soon

Alexa

[Sebastian Bordeaux]

*reads and smiles to self*

*stuffs letter into pocket*

*thinks* Wish I could, my angel...but she already suspects...

*sighs and grabs his black minute owl rather unkindly*