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Post by serpy on Mar 19, 2008 7:53:20 GMT
Dearest William,
I know how much you like fire, so I was wondering whether if you come across that prat of a vampire that I was besotted with, that maybe you would set fire to him. He uses enough products in his hair to go up pretty quickly. Hey, he could so with a bit of heat.....he was useless in bed. I had to fake it SO many times, unlike when I am with you.
Yours whenever you wish,
Miss S
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Mar 20, 2008 10:12:00 GMT
Dear Miss S.
As much as I do enjoy a good torching and have no real liking for the poncing little whelp I do not care to become embroiled in your scheming. A gentleman must not resort to such petty violence, of all people you must know there are more... subtle ways around a problem.
- W. Tavington
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Post by serpy on Mar 20, 2008 10:34:54 GMT
*huffs*
Dearest William,
Can you help me come up with something then? As I have a nasty habit of always being caught out.
Miss S
ps - do your boots need a clean? If they do, just pop by my room sometime, but make sure the puppy isn't around, or you may have no boots left.
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Mar 20, 2008 20:08:53 GMT
*reads and considers*
Miss S,
What do you have in mind and why?
- W. Tavington
ps. a great way of calming dogs and bettering their training is castration...
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Post by The Pimpstick on Mar 20, 2008 20:32:32 GMT
*peaks in*
William not wanting to set fire to something ?! Surely this is an impostor ! Hmm I wonder if that insidious O'Hara has been up to something..
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Post by serpy on Mar 21, 2008 18:07:41 GMT
William,
Why? WHY? Do I need a reason to want to kill someone? I just want him gone.
And as for castrating Kris.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours angrily,
Miss S.
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Mar 23, 2008 12:58:00 GMT
My dear Miss S,
I never said you needed a reason to go killing, I however work to my own gain and entertainment (as you should well know).
You're a clever girl anyway I'm sure you must have some idea...
- W. Tavington
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Post by serpy on Mar 25, 2008 18:28:22 GMT
William,
Your gain would be my thanks. Also he might make a nice popping noise when he burns, maybe even produce some pretty colours. Can I watch when you do it please? It would probably make Lucius happy too.
Yours, Miss S
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Mar 26, 2008 12:43:36 GMT
My apologies for the briefness of this owl, duties call...
Does he drink whiskey?
I may have an idea....
- W. T
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Post by serpy on Mar 26, 2008 14:11:27 GMT
William,
I think he is more of an Um Bongo man....but whisky might work. What do you have in mind?
Miss S
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Mar 26, 2008 17:01:46 GMT
Firewhiskey
- W. T
ps. try send smaller owls, they're rather hazardous on the battlefield
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Post by serpy on Mar 27, 2008 14:09:44 GMT
*sends the tiniest owl she can find*
William,
Let me know when you are next visiting and we shall discuss it further
Miss S
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