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Post by serpy on Apr 7, 2008 17:17:25 GMT
Dear Brother,
I saw this the other day, and I really really really want itPlease brother darling, please get it for me
All my sisterly love, Alexa
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Post by Sebastian Bordeaux on Apr 7, 2008 23:55:29 GMT
*swears loudly*
*writes a reply and sends it with Malvolio*
Dearest Sister,
I would in a heartbeat normally, but...I know this sounds ridiculous, but I'm broke at the moment. I spent all of my wine money on gifts, like that nightie I bought you. I'm too proud for my own good, but I'll admit it to you.
I'll try to steal it if you like...otherwise I doubt I can bend these rules...
Apologetically, Your Sebastian
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Post by serpy on Apr 8, 2008 10:03:09 GMT
*stamps foot as she reads the note*
But I'm your sister!
*sulks beautifully*
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Post by Lucretia Black on Apr 8, 2008 11:33:49 GMT
*little owl flutters in and out again*
Alexa!
Your owl found him in my flat, so I couldn't help seeing your letter. If you want that necklace so much, why don't you ask your 'puppy' to buy it? Or you could ask your employer to buy it for you? Or ask him at least to increase your salary? Then you could go shopping for yourself, maybe that would brighten your mood. Why do you insist on doing poor students out of their money?
Remembering your kiss fondly, Lucretia
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Post by serpy on Apr 8, 2008 12:27:35 GMT
Lucretia,
I could get any man here to buy it for me, but I want it to come from my darling brother. It's none of your business what I do with Sebastian, he is MY family, not yours. I do hope he hasn't had too many nightmares about my Puppy, he can be so naughty sometimes. I trust you passed my kiss on to my brother.
Alexa
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Post by Sebastian Bordeaux on Apr 9, 2008 11:30:35 GMT
Dearest Sister,
Send all my owls to Hogwarts from now on. I'm stuck there until I graduate. I really don't want to be disinherited, so I must go.
I'll find a way to get you that necklace. It may not be legal, but I'll get it.
Your little brother, Sebastian
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Post by serpy on Apr 9, 2008 16:15:28 GMT
Sebastian darling,
Don't worry about the necklace, Kris will get it for me. What I do want from you though, is for you to tell me everything Dante is saying about me. I want to make sure you hear my side of things. Come over tonight, my gorgeous brother.
Your loving sister, Alexa
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Post by Sebastian Bordeaux on Apr 10, 2008 0:39:49 GMT
Darling Sister,
I really don't want to be the owl between you and Dante. I'll gladly listen to your side, but I don't think I should tell you everything ever uttered from his lips.
Love, Your little brother
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Post by serpy on Apr 10, 2008 9:58:44 GMT
Brother,
I don't want to hear EVERYTHING uttered from his lips, good god....I would think I was in some kind of dead version of Paradise Lost, all that nonsense poetry stuff that he talks because he so loves to twist his words and make you think things he doesn't even mean.
Anyway.....as my brother, you should tell me what he is saying about me. I'm not going to do anything, I just want to know.
Oh and I have some gorgeous new shoes...wonderful heels, that look fantastic with just some lingerie. Maybe you would like to see sometime?
Your sister, Alexa
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Post by Sebastian Bordeaux on Apr 10, 2008 11:19:16 GMT
*mentally drools for a second, then replies*
Dearest Alexa,
Well, as long as your intentions are well and good, I guess I can tell you. Just don't kill him or anything, alright? (That includes having him killed too!)
I would love to see your new shoes! Naturally you should compliment them with lingerie, it's only fair to the shoes.
Your brother, Sebastian
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Post by serpy on Apr 10, 2008 18:53:44 GMT
Gorgeous brother,
Don't worry, I won't kill him.....I'm bored of that idea now. Please come over soon. The trouble with my lingerie is that it never lasts long around Kris......you saw the size of his claws......
Yours,
Alexa
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