Madam A Serpente[17]

[Lucius Malfoy]

Dearest maiden.

There is a pink feather boa missing from my drawers, an unslightly stain on my floor and a broken slat on the four-poster. Explain?

Lucius.

PS. Do not blame the house elf - he isn't even allowed in my 'special room'.

[serpy]

*desperatley tries to remember, but it's all a drunken blur*

*thinks, then writes*

Lucius,

I do believe it is Barty Crouch Jr you need to speak to. I saw him heading in that direction the other night, wearing a very sparkly suit and dragging the house elf with him, muttering insults such as "you floppy wanded dementor buggerer"

Yours innocently,

Miss S