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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Jun 21, 2008 18:49:45 GMT
Dearest Barty Crouch,
Your apparent antics in my boudoir whilst I was away are so reminiscent of my maidens', that I would like to offer you a placement at the Manor as one. In fact, you almost put them to shame in trashing the room and in your rumoured heartfelt affection for my house elf!
Your 'sparkly' suit that I heard so highly of, will of course have to be replaced by a slinky gown and ridiculously high heels. As long as you do something about those hairy legs, I am sure I will have some suitable errands for you.
You will also have to address me as Master, Most Generous Lord, Your Gracious Honour, or Your Kindness - and occasionally 'Big Daddy', just like my best maidens do.
I look forward to hearing what you make of this most propitious, honourable offer.
All my love Lucius - Most Gracious Honour and Kindly Lord.
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Post by Barty Crouch Jr on Jun 21, 2008 19:44:23 GMT
Dear Lucius,
I really wish I could send you a comprehendable reply...but I really have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't been to the Manor for weeks, let alone your boudoir. Still I'd like to thank you for your generous offer...
Barty
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