Dear Miss Pimpy

[Lucius Malfoy]

My dear,

I haven't seen you around the manor at late - have you been avoiding me or have you been sleeping rough in that foul-smelling stable outside? I do so hope not. I would like to invite you to Miss Bates' interview as soon as you're ready so that you can inspect her, and advise me whether you think she is good enough to be a maiden. I always value your opinion, naturally.

Yours,
Lucius

[The Pimpstick]

Dear Lucius,

I do hope this doesn't reach you too late in time, I am currently ensconced with sympathisers in a secret location (very snowy! enough to freeze one's thumbs but not their Evil!)

It was most wonderful to receive your message - I should be returning shortly however, though I may require thawing. I do hope the interview has not gone on without me, I do enjoy the chance to inform you of my opinions.

Hope you find yourself in good health, do let me know if one would require reindeer meat.

Yours upon arrival,

Pimpstick

[Lucius Malfoy]

Miss P,

Yes I am well, thank you.
Reindeer meat would be wonderful, if it is not too much trouble for you. Hard to find in this country and I think Cissy fancies it occasionally in stew.
It is never too late to give your opinion, so do drop by when you can my dear Pimpy.

I will ensure your immediate and vigorous thawing upon your return.

Lucius.

[The Pimpstick]

Lucius,

So glad you are well, I had heard some hideous rumours of late, even finding me in my most cold of bolt holes.

Reindeer meat it is! I even have some blood but this might be more suited to a man of more barbarous nature.

I shall be returning today (most possibly before this letter, damned owls!), and shall endeavour to be at this meeting of yours.

Most looking forward to being thawed,

Pimpstick