Madness at the Mansion [Mansion Residents Only]

[Fred Weasley]

*Slaps George's hand away from his brothers shirt collar and adjusts the large brown sack on his shoulder..*

"George, stop fidgeting with it! No one's going to care what we look like when we're finished with them." he hissed under his breath while casting a wary look around to make sure that no one could see them hiding behind a large oak tree, two sacks bulging ominously.

*Fred lets out a low chuckle as he looks at George. Both twins dresses as high class and fancy delivery boys, they had even temporarily dyed their hair for this very special occasion.*

"Think they know whats coming to them bro?"

[George Weasley]

*frowns slightly and leaves his tie alone*

I just not used to these things

*looks carefully around them and grins at his twin in the darkness*

Not a clue bro, they haven't got a clue, I mean how easy was it getting through the gate, told you the disguises were good

*rubs his hands together eagerly*

This is going to be so much fun!

*hoists up his sack and holds it a little tighter*

You ready to do this then?

[Fred Weasley]

*Grins wickedly back.*

"As ready as I'll ever be."

*Peeks out behind the tree before stepping out and heading towards the mansion house, darting behind large bushes. A squawking starts from inside his sack, and casting a frantic look at George, Fred silences the noise with a quick flick of his wand.*

"Stupid birds."

*Looks thoughtfully at the Mansion grounds, using his hands as a picture frame.*

"Where do you think the swamp would look best, hmm?"

[George Weasley]

*steps out of their hiding place after Fred and also looking around with a grin raises his hand and points*

Right there Bro, right in front of that lovely door there. It would look wonderful don't you agree

*starts quietly toward it and with a flick of his wand accio's a swamp out of his sack*

You want the honours Fred?

*holds out the swamp*

[Fred Weasley]

*Chuckles*

"Oh yes, lovely swamp infront of door. Exterior design to die for."

*Takes the swamp off of George and sends it flying silently to the large ornate front doors where it then deploys, creating a large sticky smelly goo.*

"Wonderful, absolutely spiffing."

*Accios a few silent chickens out of his sack and hands them to George.*

"Set them free bro! Let them live the life of luxury we never had."

*Pretends to sob whilst grinning.*

[George Weasley]

*takes two of the chickens from Fred and looks up at the big house grinning*

Theres an open window there Bro!

*points and with his wand levitates the two silent chickens in through the second story window*

I really hope thats Malfoy's room

*chuckles and then accioing more birds sets them down on the ground*

Hey Bro watch this "What"

*as he spoke the word two of the chickens in front of him multiplied so that there was now four chickens where two had been*

Neat hey, they triple when magic is cast on them

[Fred Weasley]

*Lets out a peal of laughter.*

Great thinking George. But watch this.

*Pulls a ruffled looking owl from inside his sack and ties a large grey box to it's leg.*

Take this to Lucius Malfoy, stay with him until he opens it then fly back to me when he has.

*Throws the owl into the darkness before pulling out two headless hats and tosses one to George.*

"In that box is 100 quills, not ordinary quills mind you. Quills that hate paper and love to write on people. And the ink doesn't come off for weeks."

*Grins and snaps the hat on his head, making it disappear.*

"And the hats are so no one recognizes us, means dad can't get sacked if Malfoy has his way."

[George Weasley]

*takes the hat and stuffs it onto his head which instantly disappears, he watches as the owl flies away and has to stop from laughing to loud*

Good thinking Bro, so you ready to make some noise and let the good family know of the wonderful additions we made to there ickle house?


*pulls out a box of Weasleys' Wild-Fire Whiz-Bangs and waves them in front of his brother grinning*

[Fred Weasley]

*Rubs his hands in glee and grabs one of the fireworks and aims it for the open window.*

"I can't wait to see what they do when they try to get rid of them."

*Sets the firework off, it launches into the open window with a shriek and a trail of red sparks. Fred hears it bounces around the room and laughs.*

"Set one of the catherine wheels off George!

*Keeps an eye out for any residents of the Mansion.*

[George Weasley]

*laughs now and sets of more fireworks, watching them bounce and fly around the grounds and then sets of a big one toward the roof of the mansion*

Well that should certainly liven things up I should think

*grabs the sack and lets out a few more chickens then grabs another swamp and grins wickedly*

Hey Bro, watch this

*flies the swamp to the roof of the manor and then sets it off so the whole roof is covered with foul smelling swamp*

[Fred Weasley]

*Watches as a firework seems to be mating with another and laughs.*

"It's sure to draw the Malfoys attention."

*Pulls two brooms out of his sack and hands George his.*

"Just incase, a quick getaway you know."

*Looks on as the swamp lands on the roof and grins*

"Now they'll be stinking for weeks!"

[George Weasley]

*grabs the broom from Fred and turns out the rest of the stuff in his bag*

Oh lookie hear Fred

*holds up there newest invention, a bright pink bottle of self spreading sparkly paint. It was charmed so that every man made surface it touched was covered in it*

Shall we?

*grins wickedly*

[Fred Weasley]

*Hops onto his broom and duplicates the bottle in George's hand.*

"Oh yes dear brother, we shall!"

*Gives George a lop sided grin before heading off in the direction of the back of the Mansion were he threw the paint at the walls. The pink sparkly paint quickly spreaded to cover the back of the Mansion and Fred sped around to were George was.*

"It's so pink!" He exclaimed

*He hopped off of his broom*

"Your turn bro!"

[George Weasley]

*follows his brothers lead and flying off, throws the pink paint on the front of the mansion and watches it speared, he landed next to his twin and bent over double laughing*

See now that is a Mansion that I would be proud to call home

*gaspes for breath through his laughing*

[Lucius Malfoy]

*hears a terrible commotion in one of the front rooms as he is heading down the landing, stops and turns his head slowly with a furrowed brow, then paces quickly towards said noise muttering to himself*

What in Merlin's name, if Draco is testing out his potions again in one of the spare rooms I'll test my...

*pushes the room door open to see a firework whizzing about, whips out his wand*

Reducto!

*runs to the window and leans out to have a look - hears laughing and sees... glitter?*

*can only be... chokes in disbelief - it can't be... the dratted, irksome... Weasleys?!*

GRIMLEY! GET OUTSIDE NOW!