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Post by Colonel Tavington on Jan 6, 2009 11:45:47 GMT
*whilst busy in the stable block hears and sees a strange amount of light and sounds*
*Pushes open the barn doors prepared and fully expecting another dragon raid and struggles to stop jaw from dropping upon seeing the state of the mansion*
Good god.
*Races into action, flinging the steeds stable door open and with some magical help is saddled and riding toward the mansion in seconds*
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Post by Grimley the House elf on Jan 6, 2009 21:51:02 GMT
**pops into the room and bows as low as possible**
Yessssir...
**pops outside and promptly sinks into the smelly swamp up to his neck**
**flails and flaps about***
Arrrggmmmmnoo! Gemmeouttahere Grim...ley... drownsings!!!
**sobs**
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Post by George Weasley on Jan 6, 2009 22:51:52 GMT
*hears something racing from behind him, looks and sees the horse rushing toward the manor*
Look Fred, they've sent in the calavry! Now I do feel special
*laughs and then notices the elf just as it takes a swin in the swamp*
Reckon we should help it then Fred?
*looks to his twin*
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Post by Fred Weasley on Jan 6, 2009 23:00:42 GMT
*Raises an eyebrow at the elf.*
"No way, it might take a bit of me as soon as we set it free.*
*Spots a blonde head out of one of the windows.*
"Uh oh, it seems the Malfoys are at home afterall."
*Laughs and makes sure his headless hat is still in place.*
*Looks at how close the horse and rider are and hops on his broom*
"Time to leg it?"
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Post by George Weasley on Jan 7, 2009 1:14:18 GMT
Right you are Fred, I think this party is taking a turn for the worse
*hops on his broom also*
Shall we then
*pushes off into the air, and looks back at the havco created*
Tis a thing of beauty Bro
*wipes an imaginary tear from his eye*
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Jan 7, 2009 21:49:37 GMT
*watches in fury as the house elf disappears into an expanse of mud*
*sees the wretched Weasley's in the distance, over the meticulous front lawn and promptly points his wand...*
STUPEFY!
*red bolt of light hurtles at speed towards them*
*leans further out the window and summons his broom to it non-verbally*
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Post by Fred Weasley on Jan 7, 2009 21:56:12 GMT
*Laughs at George and wipes away an imaginary tear too.*
"I hope they like it."
*Sees a curse fired at them and hops on his broom, ducking just in time.*
"Uh, I don't think they like what we did with their place, perhaps purple was more to their taste."
*Casts a wary look behind him and he quickly stuffs the empty brown sack in his pocket.*
"Bro, time to leave."
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Jan 8, 2009 21:28:59 GMT
*grabs his broom and pulls it in, then rushes out of the room and glides quickly down the huge staircase, his footsteps nimble and quick*
DRACO, OUTSIDE, NOW!
*mutters to himself*
Faster broom than me, he may be able to catch the darn dimwits up! Least we could then get something out of the two hundred odd galleons I spent on it!
*promptly stumbles over a chicken*
What in Merlin's good name....?!
*points wand*
Reducto!
*stares in disbelief as it splits in half and now two of them are clucking around in it's place*
*voice like thunder*
DRAAACOO!
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Post by Colonel Tavington on Jan 9, 2009 9:10:16 GMT
*curses*
Brooms *distainful look* wretched things!!
*spots a chicken trying to fornicate with one of the peacocks*
*prompty incendio's it and turns the steed about to assess the damage and then hears ... more clucking*
*turns incredulously in the saddle*
*rolls eyes and taxingly raises a pistol, blasting the feathered fiends to oblivion*
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Post by George Weasley on Jan 10, 2009 15:44:52 GMT
*laughs hysterically as he watched the man on the horse try to magic away a chick, then gasps as he shots it*
Oi you brute, what that chicken ever do to you!
*flies higher still, following Fred*
Shame really that we have to go, things are just getting entertaining Bro
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Post by Fred Weasley on Jan 10, 2009 16:19:39 GMT
*When he was high enough above the Manor, Fred looked down and watched the chickens multiply all over the place.*
"They'll have to get rid of them the non magic way!"
*Laughs and looks at the sparkly pink paint.*
"Think mum will let us redecorate the Burrow?"
*Hovers above a tree and watches the commotion*
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Jan 11, 2009 21:14:20 GMT
*unlocks the front door, taking off the various security charms and shoves it open, then mounts his broom and zooms round the corner*
*sees his house elf flapping about and levitates him up into the air and drops him just outside of the swamp*
*spits through gritted teeth*
Get. That. Pink. Off. My. Manor!
*turns at the bang and sees a explosion of feathers as the chicken disappears*
Ah, knew that Muggle killing thing would come in handy at some point Colonel! Don't suppose you could go inside and get rid of the others? God-awful things!
*narrows eyes with deep contempt as he notices the dratted Weasleys hanging around and shouts out*
How DARE you still be here?! You will be receiving a fine for vandalism and trespassing shortly I can assure you!
*aims wand at them, ready to curse them into oblivion*
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Post by Silvery Bletchley on Jan 12, 2009 19:58:08 GMT
*is walking down one of the upstairs corridors when hears shots outside and rushes to the nearest window* What the...?  *Can hardly believe her eyes, jaw dropping at the crazy sight of swamps and pink paint and multiplying chickens* *jumps as another shot is fired and Lucius roars in anger at two headless bodies on brooms flying above the trees* Merlins beard! This is...erm...unusual. *tries really hard to keep from laughing as turns and runs back down the corridor calling out to Draco* Draco! Draco! We have a bit of a situation outside! You better get out there before your father has a heart attack! *continues to search for him, laughing all the while* |
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Post by Draco Malfoy on Jan 12, 2009 21:58:09 GMT
*leans on his bedroom doorway as Silv calls out to him*
Yep, heard. Not going to help with whatever it is. Will teach him a lesson for sending away the best security for the manor he would have ever got...
*pretend sigh and shakes head*
Oh to think this wouldn't be happening if Zorah was here...
*nods self righteously, then looks at her with raised eyebrow*
So... what's going on out there exactly?
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Post by Silvery Bletchley on Jan 12, 2009 22:35:54 GMT
*stops at the doorway, composing herself*
Well let's see...
*starts counting off her fingers*
The outside walls are a shimmery pink colour, the front lawn has pretty much been turned into a swamp, there are chickens all over the place - which the Colonel is using his pistol on, and a couple of headless intruders hovering above it all, laughing no doubt.
Lucius was livid.
*bites her bottom lip to keep from snickering*
And I agree with you. None of this would have happened with Zorah out there.
*sighs and shakes her head*
Who could be so dense as to break into the manor grounds just to play silly pranks?
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